LOL Garamond sux, say federal judges

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Keep your Garamond out of your briefs!

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Let me bury the lede for a moment to tell you a story. Long ago, in a magical realm called Academe, professors grew wise to the old student tricks of futzing with both margins and text spacing to make their essays fit a prescribed page limit. Triple spacing and two-inch margins could no longer save you from the effects of a debauched evening spent drinking on Franklin Street when you should have been in the library reading "Aurora Lee" instead.

But for a few shining years, professors didn't mandate font choices—and they wouldn't deploy the Red Pen of Shame unless you headlined your takedown of Barthes' S/Z in, say, Comic Sans.

As someone intent on being a Serious Writer™, I felt it my duty to write papers that would fully showcase my genius. Papers that might, in the strictest sense, exceed the given page count. And when I was really wordsmithing the hell out of my analysis of the court sermons of Lancelot Andrewes, it was always Garamond that came to my rescue.

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source https://arstechnica.com/?p=1750923

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